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Curly Toes ->
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. Well it wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate ... [ca造 ->]
The Educational Toy ->
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk. "It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied.... "Any way ... [ca造 ->]
Before Viagra ->
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on! So he goes up to his grandpa and says "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?" His grandpa replies ... [ca造 ->]
Elmo ->
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!... [ca造 ->]
Throw Up! ->
Knock Knock. Who's there? Stan Stan who? Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!... [ca造 ->]
The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge) ->
What is black, blue, red, and brown? A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke. What does a brewnette always miss at a great party? The invitation. Why are blonde jokes so short? So that brewnettes can understand them. What is a fine ... [ca造 ->]
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man ->
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married. 2. He had no in-laws to drop in. 3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with. 4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers. 5. He never had his dinner in... [ca造 ->]
Free Bread ->
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.... [ca造 ->]
New College Courses for Men... ->
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women: 1... Combating Stupidity 2... You, Too, Can Do Housework 3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4... How to Fill an Ice Tray 5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us ... [ca造 ->]
Reflections on Life ->
George Carlin's Reflections on Life: 1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to ... [ca造 ->]
How Come? ->
What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too." What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving ... [ca造 ->]
Why Fake Orgasm ->
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.... [ca造 ->]
A corny blonde joke ->
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield. Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to the blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to s... [ca造 ->]
The Hollywood/English Dictionary ->
to schmooze = befriend scum to pitch = grovel shamelessly to brainstorm = feign preparedness to research = procrastinate indefinitely to network = spread disinformation to collaborate = argue incessantly to freelance = collect unemployment N... [ca造 ->]
Man slamming list of lists! ->
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have testicles. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Why don't men eat mo... [ca造 ->]